A - available
Pft. Never. You’ll have to call my agent.




B - Best Friend
A few.


C - Crush
Brazil nuts.




D - Name Someone You Know That Starts With D
CHUCK NORRIS!

..wait.




E – Easiest Person To Talk To
My drinking buddy - she will be gone for two years. That makes me a sad panda.






F - Favorite Band/singers
I don’t even know anymore.








G - Gummy Bears Or Worms?
Bears, unless the worms are sour, then they get preferential treatment. Hell, they get to sit on a throne on my tongue.







H - Hometown
Normally I’d make some kind of snobbish derivation of the towns name but, you know.. I can’t be fucked.








I - Instrument
A spatula.





J - Job
Unemployment. I wouldn’t recommend it. The Boss is an a-hole and you don’t get paid.








K - Kids
Those snotty little brats? Ugh. Maybe for like, five seconds so I can smack it around the head.








L - Longest Car Ride?
Shit, I don’t know.







M - Milk Flavor..
Well, this one time I was an idiot and I put milk in Lemon Tea. It was kinda gross looking so I didn’t drink it.






O - One Wish
Thanks, alphabet!




P – Phobias
The ocean man. Something about deep water creeps me out.

EEK! OCTOPODE!!





Q - Favorite Quote/line from a song:
You can’t spell believe without lie…


(True story)





R - Reason To Smile
Puppies, the little pooperz xD






S - Song You Last Heard
I'll be taking a wild guess here while I say....Brimful of Asha




T - Time You Woke Up Today
8ish..that’s early for me.






U - Unknown Fact About Me
Uhmn..My sister has Mong Eye.



Oh, and I’m seeing a cardiologist today. I’m supposed to get check ups every year or so..but I don’t.



Fuck you if you knew that, cuz I can’t think of anything else.




V - Vegetables.



DELICIOUS.



Except squash.



And tomato…Sometimes. Like, on hamburgers.



NO TOMATO, BASTARDS!!!!!!!!



W - Worst Habits
Not remembering shit. Like for a second there, I couldn't remember what my worst habit was.



Oh yeah, and being late! (See what I mean?)



X - X-Rays You've Had
Uhmnnnnnnn……………………PRACTICALLY EVERYWHERE ON MY BODY! There's shit wrong with me all over, but at least I'm not a conjugal twin.






Y - Your Favorite Food
HAMBURGER.






Z - Zodiac Sign
Pisces!